FUCK OFF

There comes a time in life when you should stop giving a fuck about people's opinions. Life is already fucked up. So fucking it any further ain't helping anyone here.

A time when a grown ass woman or man needs their space for once. Away from the rumormongers and gossipers. That time is fucking comfortable. You feel on top of the world, when you fart and no one questions, you walk around naked yet there are no spying eyes on you. Of course while in your own house. When you poo in the loo and don't flash immediately because no one is getting in there, it your fucking house. You pay rent.

 Most of your exes are happily married with kiddos and submissive wives. You wonder, what the fuck did you do to yourself! The guy you've been crushing on gave you the surprise of your life when you saw him clutched his arm against that of some lady you are jealous of right now. You say, karma is a bitch! How the fuck didn't he see my effort? Trying to seduce a man.

Remember Kevo, the guy at the movies who introduced you to Jaymo, after breaking up with Sam because he was too broke for life. So you move in with Jaymo only to find that he is even more broke than Sam. Karma bites again. This generation has been fucked up. Hell yeah!

Adultery and fornication is no longer a sin. It is fucking practiced on broad daylight. Who the fuck cares? It's the 21st Century. A time when everything has been turned upside down. I tire for this generation ooh (Nigerian accent).

You are fucking tired with life. You will survive the storm sweerie. All the efforts have gone unnoticed. Don't give a fuck on the biological clock. You no longer trust church, the preacher if the day looks familiar, a friend of yours showed you his photo as they were getting cozy, the day before Church day, religion has been fucked up in a way.

The government is corrupt, the health system is fucked up, education system too, people have become imbeciles, religion has been exaggerated, dowry and marriage has been overrated. I need a sabbatical break.

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